假裝阿拉伯人的幸運兒

假裝阿拉伯人的幸運兒

　　今天我來介紹一下比小說更精采的故事，尤其是這個故事的主人公，也許你們會覺得他看起來是個怪胎呢。在介紹他之前，我來稍微說一下我的軼事。目前，我是外國人。但我之所以與眾不同是因為我會講較溜的中文。有一天我假裝過當地人。當然大部分的人都看不出來，或許一聽到我重的口音就以為我是香港人或是馬來人。被看成是華人的感覺滿新鮮的，有時候會給我帶來衝擊（其實，我的臉孔不像韓國人，而像台灣人，有人說我長得很像華人跟南島語族的混血兒）。

原來用外語來假裝別人對我來說是滿簡單的，但是假如假裝別人是日常生活的話，你覺得怎麼樣？

我聽說有這樣的奇葩，請大家猜猜看以下照片的人是哪裡人。

A.菲律賓人
B.印尼人
C.阿拉伯人
D.朝鮮人

　　他叫做穆罕默德·甘素。１９４６年，他出生於菲律賓，他的爸爸是菲律賓人，媽媽是黎巴嫩人，他７歲時就被媽媽帶到黎巴嫩，在黎巴嫩長大了，一開始在此念書到大學畢業。１９８４年，在馬來大學寫學位論文時，為了蒐集資料而飛至韓國入境。入境以後，在延世大學語學堂讀書。然後在檀國大學讀社會系博士班，寫下一篇《新羅與阿拉伯、伊斯蘭帝國之關係》論文，以取得博士學位。他精通６門語言，比如說，除了阿拉伯這門母語之外，他會流利的講英文、韓文及菲律賓語等。而且他不但是阿拉伯方面的巨擘，也是個虔誠的伊斯蘭教徒，看韓國與黎巴嫩足球比賽時，為黎巴嫩加油。但是聽學生說，他無比愛韓國，尤其愛吃韓式醬湯（味噌湯）。

沒錯，他明明就是非常優秀的外籍教授，也是最受學生歡迎的教授，某天，他對不認真上課的學生說，以後不要再來，但我給你Ｂ分等有這樣的軼事。然而·································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································
他的真面目是北韓派來的間諜！
他的本名是鄭守一。
以上關於他的身分都是假的，原來他出生在中國大陸，而且他是中國朝鮮族。他曾經是品學兼優的學生，被北京大學錄取後，成為北京大學阿拉伯系的第一名朝鮮族學生。可惜中國大陸爆發歷史性的事件—文化大革命，他為了躲避文化大革命而歸化到北韓。後來他在平壤大學任職，他的異國臉孔和阿拉伯能力引起了高位幹部的矚目，被遴選為間諜。在韓生活時，為了隱藏自己的身份，他需要假裝外國人，尤其是阿拉伯人，所以考慮看看要不要去黎巴嫩取得國籍。但是他曉得黎巴嫩國籍者很難入境之後，改變主意，決定去菲律賓取得國籍。然後他在韓國身為檀國大學的教授，教書的時候，假裝菲律賓跟阿拉伯的混血兒，完全模仿阿拉伯伊斯蘭教徒，甚至跟妻子睡在一起時，用阿拉伯來夢囈。這麼說來，他跟阿拉伯人沒什麼兩樣！莫非他是不是阿拉伯人的後裔？不過後來，他寄傳真到駐北京北韓大使館時，傳真成為一個漏洞，致使他被抓起來。由於他是以菲律賓護照來入境的，所以剛被抓起來的時候，第一次押送的地方是移民局。那時候，他可以要求遣返，可是他坦白說自己原來是北韓人，結果他被判刑坐牢。金英三總統執政時，他被特赦，釋放出來，目前當阿拉伯專家。他的人生比小說或者連續劇更精采，在他的人生中，他遇到過很多困境，差點被謀殺或被判死刑，但是到現在還存活，可謂是＂幸運兒＂。